These horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only… and are… hopefully… entertaining.
December 22 – January 20
Things are looking up this month! You successfully made it through the past term and you now have a better handle on what this academic year will look like. It’s a crazy time for everyone, and although you may feel a bit underwater, know that you are not alone. Do occasional reach outs to your friends and colleagues to make sure they’re doing okay, too. A simple gesture will go a long way towards uplifting team morale.
Your power RA Training Theme is: Cooking
January 21 – February 19
Your email inbox will be like Grand Central Station this month! Go in with a plan. Make sure you have your organization system in place, because you will quickly feel overwhelmed if you don’t. Don’t fret, though, you can achieve inbox zero with a little extra effort. Make sure you take frequent breaks from your screen time–take a walk, clean your work space, or grab a healthy snack.
Training Theme is: Superheroes
February 20 – March 20
This month is like a Behind Closed Doors scenario gone wrong! With so many different fires to put out all at once, don’t be afraid to ask for help. Lean on your colleagues to help you out and make sure you delegate as appropriate. Don’t worry, though, you’ve been through many of these situations before. Your knowledge and experience to help guide you through. You’ve got this!
Your power RA Training Theme is: Survivor
March 21 – April 20
You are a CHAMPION this month. Everything seems to be going your way and you’re able to power through it with ease. Parent phone call? HANDLED. Roommate conflict? RESOLVED. Unexpected budget cut? MONEY FOUND ELSEWHERE. You’ll end the month feeling like you’re ready to take on anything that can be thrown at you.
Your power RA Training Theme is: The Olympics
April 21 – May 21
It’s time to take a restock and make new commitments. Your new year’s resolutions are especially important this year as you seek to regain a sense of harmony and balance in your life. Make sure to carve out important time for self care and for your family and friends. You will find yourself more at peace and better able to tackle the challenges of the day.
Your power RA Training Theme is: Construction
May 22 – June 21
Fire alarms are in your future. Lots and lots of false fire alarms. These aren’t necessarily literal fires, but sudden crises that will call away your attention. Make sure to keep your priorities top of mind as you’ll be better able to determine what matters most and how to navigate everything. You’ll be okay and everything will turn out fine, but be careful to not get caught up in the heat of the moment.
Your power RA Training Theme is: Dinosaurs
June 22 – July 22
Things are looking up! After a brutally difficult fall term, this term will feel like things are starting to get back to normal. A welcome reprieve. Use some of this time to re-engage in one of your professional passions. You may have let your professional development slide recently, but now is the time to reconnect with your purpose. It will give you a sense of renewal.
Your power RA Training Theme is: Disney
July 23 – August 22
Bed bugs. The dreaded bed bugs. Wasn’t the pandemic enough? And now you have to deal with bed bugs?! Your facilities and maintenance staff will be your saviors this month. Make sure to get them a special gift to say thank you. You’ll get through this with the support of your colleagues and teammates.
Your power RA Training Theme is: Maps and Travel
August 23 – September 22
Sometimes you don’t know the impact of your actions until long after they occur. This month you’ll be reminded of that when a former student tells you the positive impact you had on their life. Cherish these moments and remember that even when the day-to-day is tough, the intrinsic rewards are still sweet. It’s why you do what you do.
Your power RA Training Theme is: Comic Books
September 23 – October 22
It may be time for a change. After the struggles of last semester it may have you re-evaluating your current position and maybe even your desire to stay in the field altogether. With hiring season starting soon, take this month to reflect on what’s important to you and if your job is still a good fit for you. Talk with trusted mentors and colleagues to help guide you on your path.
Your power RA Training Theme is: Board Games
October 23 – November 21
You and your staff need a distraction. After feeling like you spend the entire past year putting out fires or adjusting to the new reality du jour, figure out a big ambitious project you can make some steady progress on. It doesn’t need to happen all at once, but working on a longer term goal can help give you a mental break from daily demands. Your leadership this month is critical to helping you and your team work through this.
Your power RA Training Theme is: Zombie Apocalypse
November 22 – December 21
It will happen this month. You will come up with the PERFECT program idea that will really get you energized and excited. Take this as your win. You will feel empower to rally the team and pull off one of the most successful events in campus history–and during a pandemic, no less. Your creative juices overfloweth this month.
Your power RA Training Theme is: A Science Laboratory