These horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only… and are… hopefully… entertaining.
December 22 – January 20
Ah! It’s officially the summer and you can relax now. You’re in particular need for a vacation. Don’t be afraid to spend some of those use-it-or-lose-it-vacation days. You 100% deserve it. Start planning your getaway now if you haven’t already. You’ve known you’ve need this for quite a While. And don’t feel guilty, either. This self-care is much deserved and recognized by all those around you. The work will be here when you get back.
Your Power Conference City is: Chicago
January 21 – February 19
Like the Brood X of the cicadas invading the Eastern United States this year, you seem to have all sorts of work and other tasks swirling around you. Your anxiety level will be particularly high, but this is all an illusion. Take some time to sit down and take sock. All those things on your plate that seem overwhelming really aren’t. It just feels like a lot. Don’t let your anxiety cause you to freeze in inaction. Tackle it one thing at a time.
Your Power Conference City is: Boston
February 20 – March 20
You’re in for a BIG surprise this month. A very positive surprise stemming from a serendipitous connection. It’s unclear I it will be a professional or personal one, but it will uplift you. Which is just what you need. When it does happen, be sure to share your news and ride the wave of optimism and excitement for a while. You deserve it. It may also lead to a second serendipitous connection.
Your Power Conference City is: Washington, DC
March 21 – April 20
You may have to make some short term sacrifices this month in order to achieve some long term gains. There will be a number of difficult decisions you need to make, but peep your eyes on your ultimate goals, and it will all work itself out. Even though this month may be difficult for you, there is a lot of opportunity ahead. This will reveal itself as you near the end of the month. Hang in there. You got this.
Your Power Conference City is: Orlando
April 21 – May 21
Things are on the up-and-up for you. After a rough semester, it will be relatively smooth sailing this month. Take the time for a little bit of a breather. The busiest time of year is over. Perhaps it’s time to pick back up that professional development reading you’ve been putting off. Engage in something you love for renewal and to reconnect with your purpose.
Your Power Conference City is: Baltimore
May 22 – June 21
Stop putting off following your dreams! This month is the perfect time for you to put them more squarely in front of you and take concrete actions to achieve them. You’ve been through a lot of flux over the past year and they seem to have gotten lost in the shuffle. Rethink. Refocus. And take action. You’ve got some big opportunities on the horizon that will begin to reveal themselves.
Your Power Conference City is: Portland
June 22 – July 22
Now is the PERFECT time to pick up a new hobby or get crafty. Not only will it unlock a new passion for you, but it will also give you a welcome new distraction in your daily routine. Be sure to share this new hobby with others, too. There may be an awesome resident engagement program in your future and maybe even a new side hustle or entirely new career opportunity.
Your Power Conference City is: Los Angeles
July 23 – August 22
Glitter. So much glitter in your future this month–both figuratively and literally. Everything you do seems to have a little extra sparkle. By focusing on the details and persevering though all of your tasks, you’ll be able to bask in the glow of a job well done. Other people will notice, too. You’ll end this month shining like a like a lounge after an RA glitter crafts program.
Your Power Conference City is: Indianapolis
August 23 – September 22
This is a big month for you in a number of different ways. You’ll be confronted with making some decisions that could inform the future of your career. Take some time to think through your life goals and values before this happens to make sure you’re prepared. When the time comes, consult with your trusted friends and mentors. They’ve got your back. Your future is bright.
Your Power Conference City is: Columbus
September 23 – October 22
There has been so much change lately that you may feel like you’re getting whiplash. Take some deep breaths. Rather than resisting all of the changes, learn to pick your battles. Also learn to lean into the changes and see if there are ways to turn them in your favor. Change for change sake is empty, but change with a purpose can be empowering.
Your Power Conference City is: Denver
October 23 – November 21
The halls are quiet. The summer schedule is upon you. Take advantage of it. It’s okay that you need a breather after the year you just had. Take a leisurely pace to your work and focus on something that feeds your professional soul. It will uplift you. It’s also the perfect time to begin planning a conference proposal. You will come up with the perfect idea that participants will be standing room only for.
Your Power Conference City is: St. Louis
November 22 – December 21
It may seem like you should immediately pivot to beginning preparations for training for the upcoming academic year. Don’t’ do it. It’s a trap. The planets are saying that you need a break from your routine. The work will get done, so don’t fret. Think about mixing things up and getting off that hamster wheel. A restock will do you well to come back to your work with a new mindset and renewed focus.
Your Power Conference City is: New Orleans