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December 22 – January 20
It’s May!!! The end is almost near. Your email inbox will be overflowing this month, but don’t worry! Go in with a plan. Make sure you have your organization system in place, because you will quickly feel overwhelmed if you don’t. Don’t fret, though, you can achieve inbox zero with a little extra effort. Make sure you take frequent breaks from your screen time–take a walk, clean your work space, or grab a healthy snack.
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: Travel
January 21 – February 19
You are a ROCK STAR this month. You can feel the end of the semester approaching and it’s given you new energy and a goal to reach towards. Everything seems to be going your way and you’re able to power through it with ease. Parent phone call? HANDLED. Student issue? RESOLVED. Unexpected budget cut? MONEY FOUND ELSEWHERE. You’ll end the month feeling like you’re ready to take on anything that can be thrown at you.
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: Transformers
February 20 – March 20
As the academic year draws to a close, this has you in a reflective mood. Sometimes you don’t know the impact of your actions until long after they occur. This month you’ll be reminded of that when a former student tells you the positive impact you had on their life. Cherish these moments and remember that even when the day-to-day is tough, the intrinsic rewards are still sweet. It’s why you do what you do.
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: Survivor
March 21 – April 20
It’s the season of end of the year celebrations and banquets. Although they will look different this year, it sure feels good to have a little of a celebration. Enjoy your time and use it to help refill your cup. This has been a difficult year and you deserve a break for some relief, celebration, and happiness. Don’t be afraid to use your PTO to help you regroup. The summer is almost upon us!
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: Unicorns
April 21 – May 21
Ahhh… can you just take a moment to relax already? After a year of tumultuous change and shifting directions, you deserve it. Take some time to figure out a big ambitious summer project you that you are really passionate about. It doesn’t need to be accomplished right away, but working on a longer term goal will help give you a mental break from daily demands.
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: Food
May 22 – June 21
“CLOSING TIME! Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.” And it couldn’t come soon enough. Your season is approaching, Gemini. The rush and excitement of closing the halls and switching gears to the summer is palpable. Enjoy it along with the seasonal weather changes. It will lift your spirits and mood. Expect a wonderful surprise to come from someone you’d least expect it from.
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: Squirrels
June 22 – July 22
May. What a great month! The halls are closing down and students are moving home. You know what that means… It’s the season of FREE STUFF! Even with the pandemic, you’ll be surprised by the items your students choose to leave behind. Maybe a new TV or piece of furniture is in your future. Just make sure you disinfect it. Thoroughly, thoroughly disinfect it.
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: The Movies
July 23 – August 22
You’re feeling the love this month. As the change in weather lifts your spirits, you’ll also be uplifted by your colleagues this month. That may come in the form of a special award or recognition, or in a small gift or token of gratitude. Either way, take it and relish it! It will lift your mood and make you end the month feeling like you’re on top of the world.
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: Superheroes
August 23 – September 22
24 Quiet Hours. Ahhh… the sound of silence. This is your month for some contemplative reflection. Pick up a good book, take a vacation at an out-of-the-way retreat, or just take a day off and spend some time with yourself. Silence is healing for you this month and it will bring you some clarity and peace of mind that you haven’t felt in a very long time.
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: Space
September 23 – October 22
Wheee!!!! Ride that roller coaster to the end! Put up your hands and get ready for the academic year to wind down. It’s a thrill and one you should lean into. You’ll find your mood greatly improves this month and you can begin to break out of day-to-day thinking and start dreaming ahead. Keep track of your thoughts, you’ll have one that will be especially consequential to your future.
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: Sports
October 23 – November 21
You just want to make it to the finish line. Why do things keep happening that keep you from reaching it? This month will start out rocky, but will soon settle into a groove. Hang in there. You deserve a break now more than ever. Lean on your colleagues. Give yourself some grace. And start planning that summer vacation now. The planning will help you by having something to look forward to. You’ve got this.
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: Super Mario
November 22 – December 21
You might feel a bit paranoid this month because everything seems to be running smoothly. What is happening that you don’t know about?! Why is everything so quiet?! What did you forget?! Don’t question it. Embrace it. You’ve been through a lot of tumult over the past year and it’s got you waiting for the next shoe to drop. Try to get out of this mindset as the month will be smooth… something you’re not used to. Get out of your head and enjoy it.
Your Power Door Dec Theme is: Ice Cream