⭐️ ResLife Horoscopes: April 2021

These horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only… and are… hopefully… entertaining.

Read more in the ResLife Horoscopes series.


Capricorn

December 22 – January 20

It’s starting to feel like spring!!! Graduation is just around the corner and you will continue to cruise to the end of the semester. Take some time to give gratitude to your colleagues who have been hard at work by your side this semester. When the going got tough, they stepped up and it took a lot out of them (and you). Make sure everyone is planning some form of time off or vacation in the near future–that’s what your vacation (and comp time) is for.

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: Skittles


Aquarius

January 21 – February 19

After reconnecting with your passion last month, it’s time to start making some commitments. Dream big! Where do you want to be 5 years from now? How can you make it happen. This is the perfect time to begin taking some of the small steps needed to set yourself up for success later. Make time for reconnecting with an old colleague who will give you unexpected and insightful advice. Your connections will reveal new opportunities for you. Grab them!

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: Twix


Pisces

February 20 – March 20

Pisces

You have been in constant planning (and re-planning) mode for the better part of a year and now you finally get to take a breather. The semester is almost over and graduation season is on the horizon. It’s totally OKAY to coast a bit. You’ve definitely put in more than your fair share of hours lately. Take extended lunches. Enjoy a walk outside. It will be time well spent to help you recharge your batteries.

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: M&Ms


Aries

March 21 – April 20

Aries

Uh-oh. The budget is a mess and unfortunately it will be wreaking havoc on your department and your fellow staff members. Look for opportunities in the chaos, however. Although it’s a difficult time for higher education, there might be some ways you can pull out some wins and save your colleagues some stress. Remember there is a community of professionals who are rooting for you.

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: Snickers


Taurus

April 21 – May 21

Taurus

It’s time to finish off your planning for closing the halls. What a relief! It’s been an all around difficult semester and although it may be sad to see students go, it will be a welcome respite for you. Don’t worry about closing details too much as this will be one of the easiest slow-roll closings you’ve ever experienced. Enjoy it and smile even though no one can see what’s under your mask.

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: Nerds


Gemini

May 22 – June 21

Gemini

Spring has SPRUNG! And you’re starting to feel the sunshine, both literally and figuratively. The change in weather will bring a change in your mood. Everything is on the up and up. You’re finishing off one of the hardest years of your career, and although it won’t always be smooth sailing, it sure feels amazing to have some of the most difficult work behind you. Be kind to yourself. Take a vacation or spend time away. You 100% deserve it.

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: KitKat


Cancer

June 22 – July 22

Cancer

This month will bring some mental clarity for you. After feeling in a fog or that answers to important questions seem elusive to you, the clouds will part and you’ll gain important insight into decisions you’ll need to make in your future. Trust your gut this month, it won’t steer you wrong.

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: Starburst (but not the yellow ones.. Which tastes like eating Pledge)


Leo

July 23 – August 22

Leo

This month feels like the aftermath of a burst water pipe creating a cascading waterfall through your residence hall. It just feels like one thing after another. Don’t worry though, it’s almost May and everything will get instantly better. Get some floaties and a good lifeguard by your side and you’ll make it through just fine. Water off a duck’s back… Water off a duck’s back…

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: Twizzlers


Virgo

August 23 – September 22

Virgo

Staff selection processes have been an absolute chore for you lately. Bouncing from one thing to the next while staying on top of all the details can be absolutely exhausting. It will start to wrap up this month however and you’ll have the summer months to look forward to. Make sure you develop a good organizing system to keep on top of everything. It will serve you well.

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: Crunch Bars


Libra

September 23 – October 22

Libra

Your smooth sailing continues from the last month. Sure, it’s hectic, but not quite as crazy as it was at your height. April will give way to end of the year traditions. Although they’ll look a little different than they have in the past, they’ll be an excellent opportunity for celebration. Make sure to enjoy it and let your colleagues know how much they mean to you.

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: Sugar Daddy


Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

Scorpio

Burning popcorn in a microwave. You’ll have a lot of false alarms this month, both literally and figuratively. This will require you to keep clarity and remember you goals. Be careful of needless distractions in your daily routine as they are rabbit holes that could leave you feeling exhausted. If you need to, you may want to write out some affirmations and goals and keep them by your work station. It will help.

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: Runts


Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

Sagittarius

You keep winning this month. You will get all of your top candidates in the various searches you’re a part of and the new team dynamic you’re setting up for next year is going to be FANTASTIC. This month will bring a lot of clarity about the future and how things might return to some normality. Enjoy it. Take a walk outside during your lunch break and take some time to reflect on the year and what’s ahead.

Your Staff Meeting Power Candy is: Peeps

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