These horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only… and are… hopefully… entertaining.
December 22 – January 20
Winter blues got you down? Seasonal Affective Disorder taking over? Don’t worry. It’s normal this kind of year. Get moving. Seek out some sunshine. Perhaps some changes to your daily routine might help. It’s really easy to get stuck in a rut when daylight hours are short and you’ve been dealing with COVID-related twists and turns at your work. Be mindful of your mood and take care of yourself when you need to. (Don’t be afraid to lean on friends for help!)
Your Power Duty Snack is: Bugles
January 21 – February 19
February is the month of love and you’re really feeling the love this month. You’ll get an unexpected thank you from that student, co-worker, or parent for all the important work that you do. Take the time to enjoy it and pay it forward. It’s a great time to express gratitude to someone who has helped you out along the way. Spread the love freely and widely!
Your Power Duty Snack is: Cheese Balls
February 20 – March 20
Things are on the up-and-up for you. After a rough January, it will be relatively smooth sailing this month. Take the time for a little bit of a breather. The semester is in full swing and your teammates have everything covered. Perhaps it’s time to pick back up that professional development reading you’ve been putting off. Engage in something you love for renewal and to reconnect with your purpose.
Your Power Duty Snack is: Pringles
March 21 – April 20
Stop putting off following your dreams! This month is the perfect time for you to put them more squarely in front of you and take concrete actions to achieve them. You’ve been through a lot of flux over the past year and they seem to have gotten lost in the shuffle. Rethink. Refocus. And take action. You’ve got some big opportunites on the horizon that will begin to reveal themselves.
Your Power Duty Snack is: Pretzels
April 21 – May 21
Glitter. So much glitter in your future this month–both figuratively and literally. Everything you do seems to have a little extra sparkle. By focusing on the details and persevering though all of your tasks, you’ll be able to bask in the glow of a job well done. Other people will notice, too. You’ll end this month shining like a like a lounge after an RA glitter crafts program.
Your Power Duty Snack is: Doritos
May 22 – June 21
Your streaming services queues have been getting a little long because you’ve been overworking yourself. Take some time off this month to power through some of those shows you’ve been wanting to watch but haven’t had the time to. Pick out shows and movies that feed your soul and make you smile. It’ll be a great respite from your day-to-day demands. HIT PLAY THIS MONTH!
Your Power Duty Snack is: Chips and Salsa
June 22 – July 22
This is a big month for you in a number of different ways. You’ll be confronted with making some decisions that could inform the future of your career. Take some time to think through your life goals and values before you’re confronted with this to make sure you’re prepared. When the time comes, consult with your trusted friends and mentors. They’ve got your back.
Your Power Duty Snack is: Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
July 23 – August 22
There has been so much change lately that you may feel like you’re getting whiplash. Take some deep breaths. Rather than resisting all of the changes, learn to pick your battles. Also learn to lean into the changes and see if there are ways to turn them in your favor. Change for change sake is empty, but change with a purpose can be empowering.
Your Power Duty Snack is: Popcorn
August 23 – September 22
The pandemic may have you down, but there is light at the end of the tunnel. This month you will find small moments of inspiration every day. Take these to heart as you are desperately in need of some renewal. Start planning your next socially-distant vacation. It will give you something to look forward to and the planning will help you focus on soemthing new and different.
Your Power Duty Snack is: Fritos
September 23 – October 22
Now is the PERFECT time to pick up a new hobby or get crafty. Not only will it unlock a new passion for you, but it will also give you a welcome new distraction in your daily routine. Be sure to share this new hobby with others, too. There may be an awesome resident engagement program in your future.
Your Power Duty Snack is: Goldfish Crackers
October 23 – November 21
You’re in for a BIG surprise this month. A very positive surprise stemming from a serendipitous connection. It’s unclear I it will be a professional or personal one, but it will uplift you. Which is just what you need. When it does happen, be sure to share your news and ride the wave of optimism and excitement for a while. You deserve it.
Your Power Duty Snack is: Cheezits
November 22 – December 21
You may have to make some short term sacrifices this month in order to achieve some long term gains. Keep your eyes on your ultimate goals, however. Even though this month may be difficult for you, there is a lot of opportunity ahead. This will reveal itself as you near the end of the month. Hang in there. You got this.
Your Power Duty Snack is: Chex Mix